Cagey Consumer

My Name is Bubba

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Hi. 2

If you received this letter by accident, there is no need to ask to be taken off the mailing list, as this letter will ONLY be sent to you ONCE.Thanks This is it folks. This is the letter you've been reading about in the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of the program described below , to see if it really can make people money. If you saw it, you know that their conclusion was that while most people did not make the $50,000 discussed in the plan, everyone who followed the instructions was able to make 100 to 200 times their money at the very least. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely no laws prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra money at home. This is for real. I Actually Read a Piece of E-Mail & I HAVE NOW QUIT MY JOB!

Hello, my name is Bubba and now I will have to change my profile to " Retired", as I quit my job of 5 yrs. as Asst. Mgr. in auto sales. As a rule, I delete all unsolicited "junk" e-mail and use my account primarily for business. I received what I assumed was this same e-mail countless times and deleted it each time. About two months ago I received it again and, because of the catchy subject line, I finally read it. Afterwards, I thought , "OK, I give in, I'm going to try this. I can certainly afford to invest $20 and, on the other hand, there's nothing wrong with creating a little excess cash." I promptly mailed four $5 bills and, after receiving the reports, paid a friend of mine a small fee to send out some e-mail advertisements for me. After reading the reports, I also learned how easy it is to bulk e-mail for free!

I was not prepared for the results. Everyday for the last six weeks, my P.O.box has been overflowing with $5 bills. I am stunned by all the money that keeps rolling in! I promise you, if you follow the directions in this e-mail and be prepared to eventually set aside about an hour each day to follow up (and count your money!), you can make at least as much money as I did.

You don't need to be a wiz at the computer, but I'll bet you already are. If you can open an envelope, remove the money, and send an e-mail message, then you're on your way to the bank.

Take the time to read this so you'll understand how easy it is. If I can do this, so can you!

GO FOR IT NOW!!

PS: With the order of report # 1, I will send You some SIMPLE instructions on how to follow the program effectively. The following is a copy of the e-mail I read:

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This is a LEGAL, MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON. PRINT this letter, read the directions, THEN READ IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are about to embark on the most profitable and unique program you may ever see. Many times over, it has demonstrated and proven its ability to generate large amounts of cash. This program is showing fantastic appeal with a huge and ever-growing on-line population desirous of additional income.

This is a legitimate, LEGAL, money-making opportunity. It does not require you to come in personal contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house, except to get the mail and go to the bank!

This truly is that lucky break you've been waiting for! Simply follow the easy instructions in this letter, and your financial dreams can come true! When followed correctly, this electronic, multi-level marketing program WORKS!

Thousands of people have used this program to:

This is your chance, so don't pass it up!

OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM

Basically, this is what we do: We send thousands of people a product that they paid us $5.00 US for, that costs next to nothing to produce and e-mail back to them. As with all multi- level businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in the U.S. allows you to recruit new multi- level business online (via your computer). We are not promising you anything. You have to put forth some effort to make this business work, but come on how hard is emailing! The products in this program are a series of four business and financial reports costing $5.00 each. Each order you receive is to include:

To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer. THAT'S IT! The $5.00 is yours! This is the EASIEST electronic multi-level marketing business anywhere!

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND BE PREPARED TO REAP THE STAGGERING BENEFITS!

******* I N S T R U C T I O N S *******

This is what you MUST do:

  1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if you don't order them).

  2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is instructed below in steps "a" through "d" or you will lose out on the majority of your profits.Once you understand the way this works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
      Look below for the listing of available reports.

    1. After you've ordered the four reports, replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with your name and address, moving the one that was there down to REPORT #2.

    2. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.

    3. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.

    4. The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is removed from the list and has NO DOUBT collected large sums of cash!

    Please make sure you copy everyone's name and address ACCURATELY!

  3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this letter.

  4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB can be very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another avenue which you could use for advertising is e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay someone to take care of it for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!

  5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will help guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name and address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive the report! To grow fast be prompt and courteous. 

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AVAILABLE REPORTS
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**Order each Report by number and name**
Notes:
-  ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
-  ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA THE QUICKEST DELIVERY
-  Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two 
   sheets of paper 
-  On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & 
   name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, 
   and (c) your postal address.
-  Be sure to include your family and friends in your profits.
_________________________________________________________________
REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES" ORDER 
REPORT #1 FROM:
            L. Smith
            7082 Woolworth Rd.
            Shreveport, Louisiana 71129
_________________________________________________________________ 
REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES" ORDER 
REPORT #2 FROM:
            BUBBA C.
            PO BOX 18424
            SHREVEPORT, LA. 71138
_________________________________________________________________ 
REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS" ORDER 
REPORT #3 FROM:
             TDKP
             130 Dalzell St
             Shreveport, Louisiana 71104
_________________________________________________________________ 
REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS" ORDER 
REPORT #4 FROM:
             THE D AND S CO.
             P.O. BOX 3293
             CHANDLER,AZ. 85244-3293

HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$

Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below.

1st level--your 10 members with 5 = $50 2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100) = $500 3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000) = $5,000 4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000) = $50,000 THIS TOTALS ----------->$55,550

Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to participate! Lots of people get 100s of participants! THINK ABOUT IT!

Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!!

REPORT#3 shows you the most productive methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists. Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!

About 50,000 new people get online every month!

*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS******** TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the directions accurately.

*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******

Follow these guidelines to help assure your success: If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 50 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't, continue advertising until you do. Once you have received 50 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash can continue to roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this business!

NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name, how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency) for free help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about business taxes. This letter has been edited to help comply with the Federal Trade Commission requirements. Any amounts of earnigs listed in this leter can be factual or ficticous. Your earnings and results are highly dependant on your activities and advertising. This letter constitutes no guarantees stated nor implied. In the event that it is determined that this letter constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. If you have any question of the legality of this letter contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Pratices Federal Trade Commission Bureau of consumer Protection in Washington DC.

*******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******

This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! 
Especially the rule of not trying to place your name in a 
different position, it won't work and you'll lose a lot of 
potential income.  I'm living proof that it works. It really is a 
great opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little cost 
to you.  If you do choose to participate, follow the program 
exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial security.
                                 Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS    
 
I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to
you.  Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come 
in.  I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the 
plan was legal.  It definitely is!  IT WORKS!!!
                                  Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC

The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this 
system is honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to 
get a large amount of money in a short time.  I was approached 
several times before I checked this out.  I joined just to see 
what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money 
required.  To my astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the
first 14 weeks, with money still coming in.
                       Sincerely yours, Phillip A. Brown, Esq.

Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up 
my mind to participate in this plan.  But conservative that I am, 
I decided that the initial investment was so little that there 
was just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get 
my money back.  Boy, was I surprised when I found my medium-size 
post office box crammed with orders!  For a while, it got so 
overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the window. 
I'll make more money this year than any 10 years of my life 
before. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't matter 
where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a better 
investment with a faster return.
                                 Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI

        
I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I 
wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no 
idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I 
was e-mailed another program...11 months passed then it came...I 
didn't delete this one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first 
try!!
                                    D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN

This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit 
our jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the 
interest on our money. The only way on earth that this plan will 
work for you is if you do it. For your sake, and for your 
family's sake don't pass up this golden opportunity. Good luck 
and happy spending!
                                Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
You have great potential for extra earnings that is available at your finger-tips! You have unlimited access to wealth, but you must be willing to take that first step!

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!!!
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